A chimp movie

Todays episode is: NO FIVE MINUTES PEACE:

It was one weird day,Chimp was sitting in Cardboard Box Town...when suddenly there was a

SHARK sitting there next to him...

...he moved to Red Chair Land and sat, but suddenly the

SHARK and the GIANT panda were there..

...so he moved to Red Chair Lane but there was the

SHARK, the BIG panda, Pingu and Iggle Piggle...

...so he moved to Red Chair Street but there was the SHARK Mickey Mouse, Iggle piggle,Thomas, Pingu and BIG Panda...

...evenually every one of them went home apart from the Shark who was chased away by Mr.Vasaline Pot, so Chimp sat down and relaxed.

theres no title for this.....its a mystery.

This is a another pic on the computer.

Here are some more jokes:

You must be crocking!

1.What does a frog have with its burger?

jumbo flies and a diet crock.

2.How does a frog feel when it has a broken leg?

very unhoppy.

3.what kind of shoes do frogs were?

Open-toad sandals

4.What did the frog say to the libarian?

"Reddit.....reddit...".

see ya soon.

Even more patterns on the computer.......and even more jokes...

This is a bowl of chocolate moose.

Now for some jokes:

Why was the Egyptian boy upset?

His Daddy was a Mummy.

What does a monster Mummy say to her kids at lunch?

Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

What feature do witches love having on their computers?

A spell checker .

What does a Vampire get when he drinks too much?

A fangover.

Teacher's worst jokes:

1.How was the naughty train punished?

It had to write railway lines.

2.What disease do art teachers get?

Pencilitis.

3.Why did the young toad visit the mushroom?

He thought it was a toad-school.

4.Name another flower in the chrysanthemum family.

Chrysanthe-dad.

Keep checking for more because i have 5 jokebooks and over 1000 jokecards.

The letters in the last post don't make a word, you just need to what letters there are.

 

something a bit crazy.......and MORE

see if you can guess what the letters are and in the right order.

I've got a tungue twister:

She sells seashell's on the seashore

try and say it with no mistakes.

I have a fantastic NEW laptop and so has mum and....

there the SAME.

joke's:

What did the bat say to the ball?

Catch you later.

What's black and white and red?

Santa falling down the chimnley.

(I made that one up myself )

BIG blog post..

Sunday already. First i would like to show you what i did a few minutes ago :

they are the Tweenies and you have to put hairy bits on the characters.

I played this game at :

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbeebies/tweenies/games/#/lb/tweenies/bighair

Moving on i made some card's:

this one says special birthday.

this one says wish you were here

now with this one  i don't know weather to put on the inside or outside of a card.

 ( if any idea's please leave a comment )

thats all for now bye.

Happy Mothers day!

This post is created for my magnificent mother.

When there's a dark room you light it.
When someone's down you turn there frown upside down.
When there's a person who's starving you would feed them.

Mum is the best mum anyone could have.
I love you mum.
Happy mothers day.

more patterns

                                                   This is some more patterns on the computer .

There are some broken glasses and the writing says you should have gone to specsavers.

These are some photos of me dressed up as horrid henry for world book day.

I had a pot of sticky stuff which said super sticky bogeys.

This was a pic of Alfie in his highchair asleep.

This message is for my cousin Declan...

Hello Declan

i would love it if you could come at easter with cookies.

Hope my mum is going to do a easter egg like before.

can't wait to see you again.

Bye.